Have A Little Cry


Have A Little Cry, our debut EP, is available to stream and download online...

Get it now at: Spotify (Stream for FREE), iTunes (£7.99), Amazon MP3 (£4.99), 7Digital (£1.59) & many other online music services...

Serving as an electic and whimsical mixture of songs, skits and ambience, Have A Little Cry is the debut release from The Metal Detector Club. With songs varying from rap to rock and from cover versions to original compositions, nothing is left out from this brief but curious journey through the minds and psyche of this new comedy group.

Welcome to the Show

"Welcome to the show, the show is just beginning..."

 

Untitled Nickleback Parody

"I've found my little pony..."

   

Pies

"Mrs Haberdasher, will you please play 'And The Pies Came From Heaven, And They Were Good'..."

 

Ode to Alice Beer

"Oh Alice Beer I love you, for you I would happily contract avian flu..."

   

Thom's Song About Songwriting

"The drums come in, it's so powerful..."

 

Ringo

"I am Ringo Starr, ting tang walla walla bing-bang..."

   

Heathrow Funky Logic

"Easyjet sold my seat to a Columbian pimp..."

 

Monster Mash

"They did the Monster Mash..."

   

12 Days of Social Networking

"...and a Facebook rape by a guy named Steve"

 

DJ Excellent vs The Hopscotch Whores

... feat. Ambient Wang - Breakfast Hotdog (She Just Can't Resist My) (Hot Club, Ibiza Dance Big Dog Woof Woof Mix 2008)

   

Grandma's House

"Shit's going down at Grandma's House..."